Dear Journal – Sigh, Yet again another ridiculous adventure that Erika and I had. It all started when…… I stayed at Erika’s place and it’s was one of the greatest times I’ve had over there. When I stay over we have to sleep in the same bed - NO FUNNY BUISNESS - Because her bed is too small to fit the both of us. We were in the spare room doing what teenage kids do – complain about everything, bitch about parents and specifically in our case laugh for no good or explainable reason - Erika was going through the drawers of the dresser and she found some sexy lacy underwear. The look on Erika’s face when she turned around holding them with two fingers was priceless; we were both shocked and appalled. Whose where they? We were wondering. We soon came to the conclusion that is must be her mothers, but it still had the tags on and was in the gift drawer. Being ridiculously idiotic teens Erika and I put the bra on Erika’s dog – Sam - . Erika then put the underwear on, pulling all these sexy porn-star poses as she went; I swear I’ve never laughed that much in my life. Suddenly, we heard her mother halfway down the hallway, touch the door handle, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone take of underwear that fast!! Erika took it off and flung it across the room in a matter of mere seconds just before her mother opened the door. Erika’s mother was telling us to be quieter because it was about 3am and was wondering what in god’s name we were shitting ourselves laughing about. My head buried in a pillow and Erika struggling to keep a straight face, she miraculously failed to realise that the dog between us was wearing a bra - that in fact, may have been very familiar to her. I no longer doubt the fact that Erika’s mother thinks Erika and I are lesbians together, Sam, on the other hand, may now have a fetish for wearing sexy underwear. 